Gulf of America - Muscle Travel T-Shirt
$32
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"MAKE WAVES GREAT AGAIN"
Folks, it’s official. The Gulf of Mexico? Gone. Rebranded. Improved. And now? It’s 100% American.
This tee celebrates the boldest geographical power move in modern history—because when you’re the best, even your bodies of water need a little rebranding. Featuring a patriotic, vintage-inspired wave design and the new (and totally real) name, this shirt is perfect for:
-Arguing with your geography teacher
-Showing off your love for freedom (and surf)
-Confusing tourists and cartographers
Made for true patriots, lovers of bold design, and anyone who enjoys a little revisionist geography. Get yours now before we annex the Atlantic.
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Folks, it’s official. The Gulf of Mexico? Gone. Rebranded. Improved. And now? It’s 100% American.
This tee celebrates the boldest geographical power move in modern history—because when you’re the best, even your bodies of water need a little rebranding. Featuring a patriotic, vintage-inspired wave design and the new (and totally real) name, this shirt is perfect for:
-Arguing with your geography teacher
-Showing off your love for freedom (and surf)
-Confusing tourists and cartographers
Made for true patriots, lovers of bold design, and anyone who enjoys a little revisionist geography. Get yours now before we annex the Atlantic.
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
